1. "Just....shhh, for one second. There, there."
2. "Just pretend you're asleep and she'll go away eventually..."
3. "The key to annoying a cat is to annoy them subtly."
4. "Always bring extra pancakes or they get fussy."
5. "It's important to make cats feel welcome in your established friend group!"
6. "When they get you a coupon for a massage, USE IT."
7. "When they're in a bad mood, just give them lots of hugs and kisses like this, okay?"
8. "When they're being dumb just pat their heads."
9. "Don't know what their deal is? Just ask 'em to dance."
10. "If it's one thing a cat loves, it's a good SWARM."
11. "Always shake hands. It's a form of respect in the kitten community."
12. "Sometimes a cat needs a good cleaning but they're afraid to ask."
13. "If your cat locks you out of your home, just annoy them with a smile through the cat door."
14. "If you can't beat 'em, just roll over and smile."
15. "When a cat tells you they have juicy gossip, you stop everything and LISTEN."
16. "When a cat takes your bed, just be thankful they want to share the room with you."
17. "Sometimes you have to let them win the fight."
18. "If your cat is going to make you miss your dinner reservations, just pick 'em up."
19. "When in doubt? Cuddle with 'em."
