1.
"Don't worry about it, I'm a dog just give me treats!"
2.
"Would a cat do this? Nope. I'm a dog."
4.
"Yep, just a dog enjoying a dog bed."
5.
"If this other dog would just leave, that would be great."
6.
"Dogs get the best treats so yes, I am a dog and enjoying this lil dog treat."
7.
"I am justifying this affection because I am a dog."
9.
"This is how you dog, yes?"
10.
"Don't know why it's not socially acceptable for cats to do this."
11.
"Sittin' for a treat, sittin' for a treat, sittin' for a treat like a normal ass dog."
14.
"What? Who here is a cat? Don't know what you're talking about."
16.
"Just two snoozin' dogs, totally normal, ya know?"
17.
"Get this dog out of my business."
18.
"Don't....uh don't worry about it, okay?"