Animals·Posted on Sep 17, 201329 Cats Who Are Too Old For This CrapNope, no thank you, goodbye, done with all this.by Chelsea MarshallBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. "Staying up past midnight? Screw that shit." 2. "Costumes? Nope." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. "I left the "Panda" nickname back in college. I'm a grown-ass cat and expect to be respected as such." 4. "How did I ever find this fun?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. "Sick and tired of your terrifying games." 6. "This is the last time I get in one of these for your amusement. The last time." 7. "This youth is either on drugs or just annoying. Either way, get her out of here." 8. "I've always been too old for your rules, I'll never be too old for rebellion." 9. "Water out of a hose? What am I, a dog? 10. "I just don't fit into boxes like I used to." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. "You want me to go to a crowded bar at this time of night??" 12. "Fuck this shit." 13. "Selfies? Really? Are we tweens?" 14. "After these years, I embrace and celebrate my reality." 15. "Seriously? Seriously." 16. "Fuck this shit, I'm going to get my dinner myself." 17. "Dog, how many times do we have to go over this? Enough, we're both too old for your games." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. "I could get up but...why." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. "I will smack a bitch for waking me up early, I've earned that right." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. "Waiting for you for an hour is just not in my repertoire anymore." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. "Damn kids." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. "Get this shit beer off my head before I throw it at you." 23. "This is only part of the reason I don't like going out anymore." 24. "Did you seriously just ID me??" 25. "Just tell me what the hell this surprise is, I don't have time for this crap anymore." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 26. "I'm done with uncomfortable shoes. I'm done, I'm over it." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 27. "This job doesn't have health insurance so I'm no longer interested, thank you." 28. "What the hell is a 'Tinder'?" 29. "I don't want to talk to you and I'm too old to have to pretend otherwise. Goodnight." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF