17."Oh god, don't use my resolution list against me."
18."I promised myself I would drink less whiskey, not that I would stop drinking period."
19."Look, I didn't want to be one of those cats who sign up for the gym in the first week of January. But then I forgot to sign up at all, okay? I just forgot."
26."What if next year I'm still trapped in this castle I call 'home' by the humans I call 'family'?"
27."Maybe I should start taking baby steps. Like, tomorrow, I'll try not to destroy the furniture in the house and then see how it goes the next day..."
"My resolution was to become the fish, so I became it. I am amazing."