1. "Hello, yes. This is my natural pose. Can I live?"
2. "JUST LET ME LIVE, YOU EVIL TEMPTRESS."
3. "I'm feeling my look, okay?"
4. "Yeah, I'm a rolly polly DELIGHT. Pass the pizza."
5. "I do not want to discuss my new glasses with you while I'm just out here trying to function."
6. "Yes, I'm cutting my friend out of my picture. She looks dumb as fuck and I'm feeling my look."
7. "Everyone asks me 'What do you do? Where do you work?' and I'm like...'I live, man'."
8. "It's like you're trying to kill me."
9. "Can I get through ONE year without you reminding me of my age, Cheryl?!"
10. "Just livin' life in the slow lane, ya know?"
11. "You wish you could live on this level!"
12. “Look. We don’t come into your home and tell you how to live your life.”
13. "Don't know if you know this, but I'm out here trying to nap."
14. "Everyone's like 'what are you doing?', 'why are you doing that?', 'stop 'teething'' and I'm like 'CAN I FRICKIN' LIVE, MAN.'"
15. "CAN I JUST LIVE ONE DAY WITHOUT BEING WOKEN UP BY AN ALARM?"
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16. "I DARE you to say something about my look. I DARE YOU."
17. "CAN I JUST LIVE, GODDAMNIT??"
