Animals·Posted on Jul 14, 2015Bastille Day, As Told By Sloths"Liberté, égalité, fraternité, bitches."by Chelsea MarshallBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail So basically, Louis XVI was running France into the ground for over a decade... People were literally starving and Louis XVI was like "LOL WHATEVS." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF His wife, Marie Antoinette was also all "LOL MY LIFE IS GREAT! WHAT ARE PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF By the summer of 1789, French people were like, "yo, Louis, can you not?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And Louis was like "I'd rather not...not." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF "...but I guess I can hear your complaints at an Estate-General or whatevs." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF The First and Second Estates were let in but Louis was like "Nice try, losers" to the Third Estate and locked them out. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF The Third Estate was like "ugh, Kings, amiright?" so they assembled at a chill AF tennis court and created the National Assembly. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Louis XVI was like "OMG I love your National Assembly--where did you get it?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And then turned to his friends all, "that was the fugliest assembly I've ever seen." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Louis then surrounded Paris with troops and fired the one guy in his ministry who was pro-reform. The National Assembly was like..." uuuh wut." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF So they reconvened and took the "Tennis Court Oath" where they vowed to stick together until they got a new, chiller constitution in place. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Then they had to get down to business: Louis XVI was probs goin' to attack them so they needed to arm up. They looked towards the Bastille, a prison and symbol of the oppressive regime, and were like "yeah, we can take those weapons." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF So on July 14, 1789, they stormed the Bastille, freed some prisoners and took the weapons. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF This was the beginning of the French Revolution and lead to the writing of the "Declaration of the Rights of Man and of the Citizen". Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF So every year, France celebrates the eve and day of the storming of the Bastille and the triumph of the French Revolution. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF "Liberté, égalité, fraternité, bitches." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF