2.
"Why was I ever drinking wine WITH pants before??"
3.
"Everyone promised to not wear pants with me. Lies, all lies."
4.
"Pssst, check it out. No pants."
5.
"It's not about flaunting, it's about freedom."
6.
"Cheryl, if you don't like the view, why you starin'?"
7.
"WELCOME TO THE BBQ, PEOPLE."
8.
"So relaxed, so free, the only way to be."
9.
"Don't act like you're not impressed, Cheryl."
10.
"I didn't know you'd be home so early but I don't hate it."
11.
"I never realized how relaxing yoga in the nude is!"
12.
"NO PANTS TIME IS MY PRIVATE TIME, CHERYL."
13.
"My tush in the breeze feels magnificent."
14.
"I am not trying to make you feel uncomfortable, Cheryl. This is not about you."
15.
"I'M REALLY GLAD WE BOTH AGREE TO THIS."
16.
"Just take off your pants and roll around. It's so fun."
17.
"What the fuck was I doing with my life before this?"
18.
"I FEEL COMFORTABLE BUT INTRIGUED AND IMPRESSED."
19.
"I don't know why you fools need a day for it. This is me all day, every day."
