1. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA! THANKS FOR INVITING ME TO THE PARTY."
2. "AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA!!!!!!!"
3. "I made this myself."
4. "I like wearing my pride subtly but surely."
5. "Stahp, I do this for my country, not the attention!"
6. "Happy America day, m'lady."
7. "AMERICA!!!!!!!"
8. "I'm mostly proud to be a dog but sure! I can also be proud to be an American!"
9. "U.S.A., U.S.A., U.S.A.!!!!"
10. "I love America and all but honestly, I mostly think the flag just looks really good on me."
11. "LOL, England."
12. "LOOK MA, WE ALL MATCH!!"
13. "BRUUUUUUUCE."
14. "YO, YOU LOVE AMERICA TOO?"
15. "Turnin' up for America (in my polo)."
16. "Honestly just here for the hot dogs."
