1.
May 1272, the first pug is pronounced King.
2.
The First Pug Baby Meet-up of 1400
3.
The Refusal to Get of Bed Protest of 1492.
4.
The First Robot Pug is born, 1601.
5.
1789: Pug invents overalls, keeps them a secret for roughly 100 years.
6.
The Great Pug Nap of 1790
7.
Pug pooed in a shoe, got away with it, 1892
8.
1890, Pug Militia created.
9.
The First Pug Surf Championship of 1900.
10.
The Slow Pugnapping of 1912
11.
The Great Thanksgiving Feast of 1927.
12.
The Great Pug Dance of 1945
13.
1951, Pug Hug is invented
14.
First same-sex pug couple takes photograph, 1952
16.
The Great Mosh Pit of 1972
18.
First Silent Disco, 1980
19.
First pug adopts a kitten, 1983
20.
1985 Puggy Smalls releases his first track, "Pugster's Paradise"
21.
First pug becomes a detective, 1988
22.
The epic "Rock, Paper, Scissors" battle of 1987.
24.
1991, The Great Pug Conspiracy Begins
26.
The Great Pug Protest of 1998
27.
2004, first pug millionaire
28.
The Great Pug Hideout of 2006
29.
Pug Dance Party, 2009
30.
The Great Pug Stair climb, 2010
31.
2011: Pug protests the Royal Wedding
32.
The Great Vaseline Explosion of 2011
33.
2012, this pug made friends with this corgi.
34.
2013, Norm the pug figures out how to take a selfie.
35.
2013, Pug wins $25,000 in costume contest.
Projected 2013: Pug wins the NY marathon.