31 Restaurant Names That Maybe Should Be Reconsidered

Some silly, some gross, some downright racist. Many just funny to the native English speaker with a very immature mind.

1. This one’s just rude.

Wicklow, Ireland

ID: 1467149

2. Heh-heh-heh…’gina.

San Francisco, CA

ID: 1466939

3. Terrifyingly delicious? No, just pretty scary.

Pasay City, Philippines

ID: 1466480

4. I guess this is pretty welcoming.

Melbourne, Australia

ID: 1466490

5. Cute for potty-training, not so cute for restauranting.

Pembroke, MA

ID: 1466498

6. Oh.

The Philippines

To be fair, this is the name of an island in the Philippines but it doesn’t make it much less jarring.

ID: 1466486

7. Everything about this screams “RUN AWAY, KIDS”

Watson Lake, Canada

ID: 1466559

8. If you get crabs from Dirty Dick’s Crab House, that’s really your bad.

Florida Chain

ID: 1466712

9. File under: Things I would never order at a restaurant.


This place is actually pretty cool — it is run by an organization that tries to respond to current social and economic dilemmas. The restaurant itself is environmentally sustainable and promises that its “food is guaranteed not to cause pregnancy.” Phew.

ID: 1466726

10. This one is pretty darn clever, I’ll give ‘em that.

New Canaan, CT

ID: 1466785

11. Nothing about this is what I want in my mouth.

Cambridge, MA

ID: 1466773

12. It’s OK, you can allow your 4-year-old self to laugh.

London, U.K.

ID: 1466789

13. :(

Port Campbell, Victoria, Australia

ID: 1466807

14. Great first name or just clever?

San Francisco, CA

ID: 1466956

15. Summers in NY: Hot? Yes. Crusty? You should see a doctor.

New York, NY

ID: 1466987

16. Oh man, I get where they were coming from but…no.

London, U.K.

ID: 1467047

17. Personally, I’d rather not have anything hairy near things I consume but maybe that’s just me.

New York, NY

ID: 1467091

18. For your fine delicacy needs.

McLeod Ganj, India

ID: 1467117

19. Combining everyone’s favorite activities.

Fivemiletown, U.K.

ID: 1467164

20. Your tailor opened up a restaurant and he’s not keeping your secret.

Portland, Oregon

ID: 1467166

21. I mean…

Beacon, NY

ID: 1467795

22. Hey, if I could shit gold, I’d brag about it too.

London, U.K.

ID: 1467172

23. For the cougar in all of us.

Arcadia, CA

ID: 1467460

24. It’s just so similar.

Sentul, Kuala lumpur, Malaysia

ID: 1467589

25. At least it’s not “Butt Sweat.”

Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates

ID: 1467590

26. Oof.

The owner actually just changed the name of this Philly restaurant on Aug. 5, 2013, to “Joe’s Steaks + Soda Shop” stating, “It’s 2013…It was time to do it.” Probably a good call, yes.

ID: 1467612

27. We hear he’s all talk.

New York, NY

ID: 1467630

28. I love pizza just as much as the next person but…

San Francisco, CA

ID: 1467778

29. Whoever made this decision made the wrong choice…

Sidcup, Kent

ID: 1466440

30. But they weren’t the only ones…

Willowmore, South Africa

ID: 1468066

31. You would think more people had seen the movie…

Cleveland, OH

ID: 1468077

32. Nope.

London, U.K.

ID: 1468120

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