1. This dog who hopes if he stares at you long enough, you won’t notice the mistake to his left.
3. This asshole trying to start a fight.
4. This whole family who broke into your house to steal your crepes.
6. This dog clearly trying to sell these innocent children drugs.
7. This guy who is super good at stealing because he knows to act calm and casual.
10. This pug who will not allow anyone into his kingdom or onto his slide.
15. This snaggletoothed lobster who clearly wants to fight you at any chance given.
16. This pug who wanted to steal some snacks from the kitchen but you were there and had to ruin it.
18. This pug who is just waiting for you to leave so he can catch the last pokemon and claim all the glory.
23. This dachshund who employs a “sneak attack” method to get his damn money back.
26. This dog who will peer into your soul, seeing things that cannot be unseen.
28. This underage dog who is drunk. Too drunk. Seriously, go home, dog.
29. This dog who plans to steal this tortoise’s shell, fully aware of “squatter’s rights.”
31. This dog who overheard you saying you plan to “eat healthier,” so he raided the fridge for all the steaks before you threw them out, you monster.
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