29 Chihuahuas Fit To Rule The World

Don’t discount ‘em cause they’re small. Here are some of their ideas for when dogs rule the world.

Based on this Jack Handy “Deep Thought”:

ID: 1379898

1. “Mandatory nap time should be in effect immediately.”

ID: 1378222

2. “Everyone should share, sharing is caring, HIHEYHOWAREYA!!”

ID: 1378232

3. “Everyone is guilty until proven innocent.”

ID: 1378239

4. “World Peace is my answer. Wait, no. World Peace and treats.”

ID: 1378266

5. “Prolonged servitude is the only answer, so bow down to me if you want to survive.”

ID: 1378272

6. “What? Dogs took over? That means I can go back to sleep, right?”

ID: 1378291

7. “Doing yoga and being one with the universe is the only way to run our Dognation.”

ID: 1378303

8. “World domination? I’d rather play dead.”

ID: 1378355

9. “I just really think taxes should be fair, health care accessible and education free.”

ID: 1378448

10. “Everyone must wear shades for intimidation purposes.”

ID: 1378491

11. “Full individual autonomy seems to be the best way to go.”

ID: 1378524


ID: 1378576

13. “Step 1. Allow one human to survive for body guard purposes. Step 2. Rule from an ivory tower.”

ID: 1378597

14. “Bow down to CHI HUAVERA!”

ID: 1378600

15. “Meditation will give us the answers.”

ID: 1379048

16. “Build strength in a motorcycle army. Dogs on motorcycles will really throw enemy’s off cause, like, what?”

ID: 1379057

17. “Outlaw throwing balls the size of my head. It is scary and I don’t like it.”

ID: 1379067

18. “We must decide leaders as the Greeks: through wrestling. That’s what they did, right?”

ID: 1379059

19. “Protection from aliens is key to our survival.”

ID: 1381040

20. “Hide. Trouble lurks everywhere.”

ID: 1383483

21. “Communism is the only way to go.”

ID: 1383488

22. “What was wrong with good ol’ Puritan values?”

ID: 1383491

23. “Wait no more hoomans? Who’s gonna carry me around? We can keep them, right?”

ID: 1383497

24. “I have nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion.”

ID: 1383499

25. “I believe the best societies are those run by theistic realism”

ID: 1383505

26. “Fear God, fear me and you’ll be fine.”

ID: 1383506

27. “I should be Queen because I look like a Queen and you should bow dow to me. I mean, England worked out okay for a while, right?”

ID: 1381038

28. “Just chill, bra. We’ll figure it out as we evolve.”

ID: 1383512

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