5. “Prolonged servitude is the only answer, so bow down to me if you want to survive.”
6. “What? Dogs took over? That means I can go back to sleep, right?”
7. “Doing yoga and being one with the universe is the only way to run our Dognation.”
9. “I just really think taxes should be fair, health care accessible and education free.”
13. “Step 1. Allow one human to survive for body guard purposes. Step 2. Rule from an ivory tower.”
16. “Build strength in a motorcycle army. Dogs on motorcycles will really throw enemy’s off cause, like, what?”
17. “Outlaw throwing balls the size of my head. It is scary and I don’t like it.”
18. “We must decide leaders as the Greeks: through wrestling. That’s what they did, right?”
23. “Wait no more hoomans? Who’s gonna carry me around? We can keep them, right?”
27. “I should be Queen because I look like a Queen and you should bow dow to me. I mean, England worked out okay for a while, right?”
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