1. "Look at me, look at these paws. Pretty sure all signs point to cat."
2. "What, like a dog can't perch?"
3. "I don't know this 'dog' you speak of. I am a cat."
4. "'Sup?"
5. "I don't know why I didn't become a cat sooner: This spot is COMFY."
6. "HAHA OF COURSE I CAN FIT THROUGH THE CAT DOOR. ALL CATS CAN."
7. "Just a casual cat over here."
8. "Yeah, of course I'm a cat. I don't know what you're talking about."
9. "Meoooow."
10. "What? I am just a normal cat in a normal cat world."
11. "Can't believe I let the other cat hog this box for so long."
12. "I don't know why she's making a big deal about me sitting here like a normal cat would do."
13. "WOULD A NOT CAT DO THIS??"
14. "Just glad to be part of my cat family!!"
15. "Window sittin' is just the only way in my cat life."
16. "I'm figuring out this whole box thing I think!"
17. "I hear you calling for the dog but I cannot and will not respond to that."
18. "#BoxLife"
19. "What do you mean, 'What am I doing up here?' I'm a cat!"
20. "Honestly, I don't know why you make me pee outside ever."
21. "And they said I was 'too big' for the couch."
22. "Mew."
23. "FEELS GREAT TO BE A CAT!!!!"
