22 Dogs Going Through An Existential Crisis

Someone needs to take the Sartre away from these pups.

1. “I know my name is Darrell but who is Darrell?”

ID: 1368825

2. “I see those flowers and all I see is a graveyard. I will not pee in the yard today.”

ID: 1370214

3. “My most loyal friend is my sorrow.”

ID: 1369128

4. “This relationship is just a momentary relief from the despair that overcomes me when my love experiences the sweet relief of slumber.”

ID: 1369496

5. “If there was a God, I would have smelled his butt. I come here to mourn a time when I did not think of these things.”

ID: 1370194

6. “How futile my life must be if I can be replicated so easily.”

ID: 1370201

7. “I await the frisbee day after day. The boredom is only bearable but for the warmth of the sun.”

ID: 1370208

8. “We look inward: nothing. We look outward: nothing. When will we all implode?”

ID: 1370213

9. “Pitch-black nights engulf the fibers of my being, down to the curl of my tail. It feels OK.”

ID: 1370302

10. “My master looks here every day. Is there some meaning that I just don’t see?”

ID: 1370527

11. “How easily it is to recreate oneself to embody greatness when greatness has no permanence and could therefore be deemed trivial.”

ID: 1370180

12. “Personal hygiene depresses me. What’s the point if you get dirty again, day after day?”

ID: 1370467

13. “I put on the scarf of my vanity to mask the tears of my soul.”

ID: 1370407

14. “I wait for my master. IF he comes, then what? Then… what.”

ID: 1370474

15. “You believe in morality? How cute.”

ID: 1370485

16. “I get up, I look for a ball, I eat, I go to bed, I am still here. There is clearly no meaning and yet… and yet.”

ID: 1370511

17. “They ask me to ‘roll over,’ to ‘fetch,’ to ‘sit.’ When will they realize the blue of the floor matches the blue of my soul?”

ID: 1370517

18. “I fart and I fart and the universe never changes. What is a pug to do?”

ID: 1370540

19. “The rain speaks to the tears of the soul who has lost his favorite toy, who has lost his purpose.”

ID: 1370819

20. “No more walks. I drag on as does the universe.”

ID: 1373170

21. “The food. It’s always the same.”

ID: 1373553

22. “No need for tears. There is no meaning so I create my meaning. Pugs are so weak.”

ID: 1370271

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