1. "Yeah, no, I'm totally ready for the 'real world' you speak of."
2. "It's just time to get out and get serious..."
3. "Just really ready for all the things being thrown at me."
4. "I wish you would stop hinting that I'll be moving back home."
5. "Yeah, everything's under control here, totally fine!"
6. "All your questions about the use of a 'theater degree' are not making me freak out at all."
7. "Yeah, totally, I totally know how to take care of myself now."
8. "Nope, not worried about getting a job! Not me!"
9. "I'm hoping that if I keep doing this, you'll stop asking me about graduating..."
10. "I am very good at things like finding stuff in a couch, putting my paw up like so..."
11. "Yeah, sure I know how to buy furniture and stuff."
12. "Yeah, I'll totally be totally fine when I have to move away from my roommate, totally fine."
13. "LALALA NO MORE TESTS, NO MORE RESPONSIBILITY...RIGHT?"
14. "Totally know what I'm doing with my life, please keep asking."
15. "I love talking about the future but I..uh...I'm gonna go over here for a second..."
16. "I'm definitely not freaking out about the passing of time and meaning of life, not at all."
17. "HAHAHA PLEASE, KEEP TELLING ME HOW THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE ARE OVER HAHAHA."
