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    8 Do-Or-Die Lessons Book-Clubbers Can Learn From Hollywood

    Hollywood has been somewhat incestuous with the literary world, but look what it can teach us! Keep these things in mind when headed to your next book club.

    1. It would be a SCANDAL to leave one person in charge for an extended period of time.

    2. Once we've all recuperated, be sure to choose monthly reads as a happy family of literary gladiators!

    3. Do NOT lie about having read the book if you have not.

    4. However, when you have read the book and are overwhelmingly emotional feel free to express.

    5. Use Drake's wisdom when considering inviting a newbie to sit in at a meet-up.

    6. Take it from the Real Housewives of Orange County, the best conversations are had over a glass (multiple glasses) of wine.

    7. Remember though, this is NOT the therapy session. Orange is the New Black's "Taystee" isn't with you steppin' and disrespectin' the books.

    8. While they may not want to hear about your relationship during "book talk," at the end many are happy to gossip about it all!