Things Estate Agents Say......... And What They Really Mean!

Believe it or not, these are all REAL photographs taken by REAL Estate Agents!!! Would you EVER live in any of these properties???

"This is a rarely available, unique property"

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...this property is ideal for Mr Blobby fans and/or the visually impaired

"A fully functioning kitchen"

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...the kitchen conveniently doubles as a downstairs toilet

"In need of some TLC"

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...this property is a hoarders paradise

"Complete with original feature fireplace"

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...there is a hideous painting of a fire that produces absolutely no heat

"Potential home office"

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...we've found a place to put a table and chair

"Set in the heart of the picturesque countryside"

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...this property is in the middle of nowhere, wildlife roam wild and free and will enter the property as and when they please

"A friendly neighbourhood"

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...friendly/stalkery - it's a fine line really

"Great transport links"

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...the train line runs through the front room

"Quaint"

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...unsuitable for those looking for anything bigger than a telephone box

"Neutral decor"

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...bring your sunglasses...and headache pills

"Available furnished"

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...we're throwing in an abandoned armchair that we can't be bothered to get rid of