No one has used the term “Phreakers” since back when girls didn't know how to use computers … oh wait, maybe they still say it.

HAHA, black people love Aquafina!

Christian Bale can tase my lobster anytime he wants!

Holy crap, could that thing toss a salad?

Hold on, can we see an IMDB page for the photographer? If he's got an Oscar he might be in the clear on this one.

FAT! BuzzFeed should have a FAT badge for fat people.

No, fuck you BuzzFeed “Senior” Editor Scott Lamb! “Senior” because you post the oldest shit on the site.

Hey Scott, maybe instead of saying “Via 1000Lolz”, this post should say “via ancient fucking history” It would be more appropriate because this is totally old.

Thanks for the question Jordan! You see, contemporary hipsters are generally understood to be young, middle or upper class, well educated in the liberal arts, aloof, and fond of bars with bathrooms in them. The bathroom graffiti in this post is all semi-ironic, written in an “I'm too cool to actually write bathroom grafitti, but here is my self-aware attempt. Also, I read Godot and would like you to know about it.” It is, you might say, ironically fashionable graffiti. If this were instead a post full of pictures of people dressed in ironically fashionable clothes, you might ask, “Hey, what does this page full of pictures have to do with hipsters?!?! No one even interviewed them to see if they read Godot!” The popular online encyclopedia “Wikipedia” has a lengthy page on the topic if you'd like more information on hipsters.

This right here is why partial-meal abortions are illegal in Texas.