• Sensual Olympic Warmup

    These talented asian ice dancers have a very special routine when they get ready to prance across the ice.

  • Buy a Shirt for Haiti

    Please purchase this t-shirt to help the pitiful people of Haiti. It is times like these, when I can use my fame to help the peoples of the world, that I am most proud to be a celebrity.

    Buy a Shirt for Haiti

    Link: theworldsbestever.com

  • Tattoo for Homosexuals

    This tattoo celebrates the supreme gayness of our country's maritime history.

    Tattoo for Homosexuals
  • Extraordinary Costume

    This young man's parents love him very much. And they remember a day before the juice-fattened money lenders made them poor.

    Extraordinary Costume
  • Really Good Art [NSFW]

    At the first showing of this tremendous oil painting by Heather Buchanan, “a bunch of men dance[d] around in their panties in front of it.” (via regretsy)

    Really Good Art [NSFW]

    Link: etsy.com

  • Piggy Back

    I witnessed something very similar to this on the set of the hit 1986 comedy Platoon.

    Piggy Back
  • Splooging Dinosaur

    Please enjoy this lovingly rendered sculpture of a dinosaur with an ejaculating human penis. If you're into mounted-masturbation art but don't like dinosaurs the artist can also make you a tiger, lion, monkey (nature's humans), etc. (via regretsy)

    Splooging Dinosaur

    Link: etsy.com

  • Young Cat Lover

    This little whippersnapper can't get enough of his kitty.

    Young Cat Lover
  • Analtech

    The first company to combine the fledgling fields of Analysis and Technology. They also have a HILLARIOUS viral video starring Ana L'Tech which has zero jokes about anal sex. Oh, and they sell a lot of bulk absorbents.

    Analtech

    Link: analtech.com

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