30.
Because she does slope-chic so well
29.
Because she has a way with animals
28.
Because one drink is never quite enough
27.
And because she doesn't just jump when she's told
26.
Because she drinks 52 pints every time she gets on a plane
25.
And because she knows how to be wacky
24.
Because she ain't afraid o' no day rave
23.
Because she's sooo rock n roll
22.
Because she never forgets to wear her glasses
21.
Because she writes a mean Christmas Quiz
20.
And because her face lends itself perfectly to masks of her face
19.
Because she's never childish
18.
And she's always up for a laugh
17.
Because she's a bit risque
16.
And she'll drink tequila on a school night
15.
Because she wins at meet the family after not much sleep
14.
Because when holding a falcon, she asks the important questions.
13.
Because when a busker needs a backing singer, she's your gal
12.
And cos she gives good (and sometimes confusing) hugs
11.
Because she just LOVES camping
10.
And she's the best gig buddy
8.
And when meeting long lost rellies, she's as cool as a cucumber
7.
Because she's always up for munching
6.
And she got the moooooves
5.
Because she rocks a golf jumper better than Tiger Woods
4.
And she's always the first one to suggest fancy dress
3.
Because she's smokin' hot
2.
Because she's always a shoulder to cry/laugh on
1.
And because she's my bezzie fo' life.