15 Times Tinder Failed So Hard It Just Failed

Maybe everyone should just stop dating?

1. Is the potential suitor chivalrous?

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Rejoice. A 5:58 am response essentially means the suitor is ready for an eternal commitment. The offering of a pizza, circular much like that of a wedding band, symbolizes his infinite love and devotion to your future.

2. Find Common Ground!

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Did you hear that? That was the sound of ice being broken.

3. Does your potential suitor value friendship?

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Keep an eye out for these hidden gems. An appreciation of fine beer whilst engaging in jovial conversations with his bros is something to be admired.

4. Always match with Neyo.

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5. And call him out when he tries to deceive you.

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You will not be made a fool.

6. Be open about your personal interests.

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7. What of wealth?

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8. Does your potential mate have a sense of accountability?

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9. People will lie to you.

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Always be alert. False promises will be made, however accidental. Do not let your hopes get the better of you.

10. Does your potential suitor value honesty?

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Hmm. I don't think you're 25 years old, sir.

11. You will not always be on the same page.

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But do try to wish them a happy birthday.

12. Stick to your guns.

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Your potential suitor will respect you for it.

13. Is your potential suitor good with children?

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14. How serious is your potential Tinder suitor?

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Did he put thought into his pictures? What is his thread count? How many heads did he photoshop into the picture to allow for full visual absorption?

15. Don't be afraid to swipe right.

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It could be true love...maybe.