9 Things We’ll Never See In Music Videos Ever Again

Limp Bizkit on top of the World Trade Center, Sisqo fighting a dragon and other impossible things.

1. Ben Stiller and Stephen Dorff giving Fred Durst the keys to a Bentley just before Limp Bizkit’s performance atop the World Trade Center.

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E.

Limp Bizkit - “Rollin’ (Air Raid Vehicle)” (2000)

2. Sisqo defeating a dragon with his amazing dance moves.

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=jQg8rg__Bk0.

Sisqo - “Unleash The Dragon” (2000)

3. Aaron Carter bragging about a basketball with Shaq in the midst of a glitter storm.

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=OfhhWA9GF0M.

Aaron Carter - “That’s How I Beat Shaq” (2000)

4. Annie Lennox LOSING HER MIND over John Malkovich’s hunkiness and ruining Hugh Laurie’s fancy party in the process.

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=y25stK5ymlA.

Annie Lennox - “Walking on Broken Glass” (1992)

5. T-Boz, Chilli, and Left Eye floating in bubbles as they observe a stranger having her breast implants removed by way of flying robo-camera.

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=g2gy1Evb1Kg.

TLC - “Unpretty” (1999)

6. Billy Joel placing a giant quarter in a judge’s bench to turn it into a jukebox at the “music court” where he is being tried for failure to keep the faith.

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ph7oZnBH05s.

Billy Joel - “Keeping The Faith” (1983)

7. Naked Steven Tyler covering his junk with his hand, Joe Perry narrowly escaping death by train, and Edward Furlong throwing away a condom given to him by his father prior to stealing a car.

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=7nqcL0mjMjw.

Aerosmith - “Livin’ on the Edge” (1994)

8. Rod Stewart successfully seducing a faceless woman in front of a fireplace by offering her wine and immediately drinking it himself.

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=IZr6AE-u2UM.

Rod Stewart - “Tonight’s the Night (Gonna Be Alright)” (1976)

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9. Heidi Montag’s old face.

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=wHZYGrC40Ko.

Heidi Montag - “Higher” (2008)