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Chalan M. RSS

Bangkok, Krung Thep Thailand 10240 / Male / 30

I hate straws. I love unbridled smiles. I hate plastic bags. I love hugs. I hate people. I love people. If I had one superpower, it wouldn’t be heart. Ma-Ti got screwed in that deal. Former Profile Headers: If you got stung on your face by a jelly fish, I would pee on your face for you. THAT, is how you know I am your friend. If you were a coffee bean, I would grind and steep you individually so that I could savor your flavor without “lesser” beans contaminating it.

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  • Chalan   Sexy Fruits From "Soft" Paris  about a year ago ×
  • Chalan thinks Jesus Has Touched Me... is WTF  about 3 years ago ×
  • Chalan thinks Paranoid Android Vs Mario Paint is Geeky  about 3 years ago ×
  • Chalan thinks How to Smoke Smarties is WTF  about 3 years ago ×
  • Chalan thinks David Hasselhoff Soap Dispenser is LOL  about 3 years ago ×
  • Chalan thinks Diddy Calls Bjork is LOL  about 3 years ago ×
  • Chalan thinks Dr. Tobias Manhattan is LOL  about 3 years ago ×
  • Chalan thinks What A Trillion Dollars Looks Like is OMG  about 3 years ago ×
  • Response to Drunken Customer Instructional Video:

    Either that woman married special person or that is the most well groomed drunk ever.

    Chalan M.
    3 years ago
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