1. Ooo, it's raining!
2. Wait, *checks weather*, it's 80 degrees.
3. Ew, it's raining.
4. *looks outside* dammit puddles everywhere.
5. What shoes should I wear?
6. What clothes should I wear?
7. It's too hot for pants.
8. #nopantsparty
9. No no no, you have to wear clothes.
10. You're running late.
11. *checks watch* You're running very late.
12. Maybe I should just stay home...
13. Go to class.
14. But maybe I shouldn't.
15. No, I have to go.
16. Okay. Let's do this. What to wear... What... to... wear...
17. Dress! Can't go wrong with a dress.
18. Is it windy out?
19. Crap, weather app, TELL ME IS IT WINDY?!
20. Weather App is away at the moment please try again later.
21. Great, that means the Internet is going to be really dumb today.
22. Did I close my windows last night?
23. I'm pretty sure I did.
24. Did I?
25. If I didn't this morning is getting better and better.
26. Dammit, CLOTHES.
27. Hey, maxi dress, there's an idea. It'll cover my legs and keep me cool, how does it know?
28. *walks outside* oh, this isn't bad.
29. It's not even raining.
30. Dude, it's not even drizzling.
31. Today's gonna be great.
32. *in class not listening* *looks outside* THEFUCK?! When did it turn into a full blown RAIN APOCALYPSE outside? It was bright and sunny two seconds ago...
33. I can't look away. It's fascinating.
34. *sarcastic* Today's weather is rainy with a chance of RUN AWAY THE WORLD IS ENDING.
35. Aaaaaaaanddddd it's over.
36. *sings* Here comes the sun dodododooo.
37. Oops, that was out loud and I'm still in class.
38. Pay attention.
39. Okay, done with class. Food. Food. Food.
40. Still not raining. #awesome
41. But it can come back at any second.
42. *Jaws theme*
43. Must get to this meeting.
44. Still not raining. maybe it's over.
45. Must get to work.
46. It's raining again.
47. #rainpocalypse
48. Oh, before was just a joke.
49. This shit is real though.
50. New Orleans Rain be like "Fuck all your plans."
51. Looks like I'm stuck here until this stops.
52. If it stops...
53. What if this is actually the end of the world?
54. Then my jokes were super insensitive.
55. But SRSLY THOUGH IT WON'T STOP RAINING.
56. Okay, okay, it's stopping again.
57. #flooded.
58. Looks like I'm barefoot the rest of the day.
59. Yeah, that whole maxi dress thing... Terrible. Idea.
60. I should probably avoid mirrors the rest of the day too.
61. Frizzy Lebanese hair + rain + humidity = DISASTER.
62. Hair's Goin' Up On A Tuesday.
63. I should check the New Orleans rain (@nolarain) Twitter account.
64. *silence* they don't even wanna talk about this right now.
65. The sun's coming out again.
66. Dammit, New Orleans, pick a TEAM.
67. Actually, never change. I love you so much.
68. It's raining again. *sigh*
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