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1. She's proof that rangas can be bodacious babes too
2. She has to deal with salt water EVERY DAY
3. Who could argue with dat body and shine??
4. She's got the whole below boob level mermaid hair thing to a tee, ie. THE DREAM
5. 'What about the other princesses?', you say? Bitch please.
6. Belle has some weird half bun thing going on, and you just know she's has some major grease in that mousey do.
7. Pocahontas, although a worthy contender, only really has competitive, luminous hair when there's wind blowing it all up around her grill. Otherwise her hair is just straight up and down. Not impressed.
8. Megara, from Hercules, deserves kudos for rocking a ponytail the entire film, even though it's a weird looking bouffont ponytail, and that's definitely a slutty fringe.
9. Even though I'm impressed Snow White opts for a bob, I'm not sure she has the bone structure to pull off such a dramatic look. Girl needs a stylist dwarf stat.
10. Sleeping Beauty definitely has some cute locks, and also has to deal with a century's worth of bed-head, but also has some weird fringe that she should have abandoned post 15 years old, when we all experimented with bangs, and it was always a bad idea.
11. Don't even get me started on Cinderella, I get that a bunch of mice dressed her, but honestly girl, who has a rectangular fringe?!
12. What about Jasmine I hear you ask?
In conclusion, no matter who you love best (and it doesn't really matter because clearly Ariel is the winner), Disney definitely gave us unrealistic hair expectations.
Definitely not a thing
But...actually?!
OH, COME ON!
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