Last year famous people lived in fear of an unseen plague lurking in the shadows. No entertainer, be they man or woman, old or young, bearded or unbearded was safe. The Summer of the Celebrocaust harvested the souls of dozens of America's favored children. As we moved into Autumn we thought it all was over. We thought we were safe, but now the Summer of Death rises from the ashes, and terror once again rules the nation. That terror is CELEBROCAUST OH TEN!
Summer officially ended today, and if you thought Florida schoolteacher Leonard Skinner (inspiration for the name Lynyrd Skynyrd) yesterday was going to be Celebrocaust Oh Ten's last victim, you were close, but no cigar. Seems that everybody's favorite Social Network has gone under. Twitter is exploding with reaction. Myspace is still a ghost town.
He was also in charge of picking the toys in Cracker Jacks. I'd make a pun about his occupation, but I'm afraid it might be (bum bum bum) Dangerously Cheesey.
American underground comic book writer, best known for his autobiographical American Splendor series, was found just before 1:00am by his wife in their Cleveland Heights home.
IN MEMORY OF OUR FALLEN COMRADE WHO WENT TO THAT BIG COMMERCIAL BREAK IN THE SKY THIS DAY LAST YEAR, EACH JUNE 28TH WE SHALL USE NOTHING BUT OUR CAPS LOCK AS WE TYPE. WE SHALL BE A LIVING MEMORY OF HIS BOOMING VOICE, ECHOING THROUGHOUT TIME AND OUR INFOMERCIAL RERUNS.
Holy shit, guys!
Vanity Fair's piece on the making of "Thriller" is a must-read for Michael Jackson Memorial Day.
Edith Shain, the nurse in the original V–J day in Times Square kiss photo, passed away recently at the age of 91. The iconic photo taken of her recieving a kiss from a solider on VJ Day will live on in history forever. RIP.
Come on... You knew this would happen. From the studio that brought you "30 Rock: A XXX Parody," comes Dorothy, Rose, Blanche, and Sophia spitting more than just sarcasm and silliness.
Too soon? It's been a week. That's like a year in Internet time.
There is no emotion, there is peace. There is no ignorance, there is knowledge. There is no passion, there is serenity. There is no chaos, there is harmony. There is no death, there is the Force. —The Jedi Code [ Via]
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