fact: over 50 independent studies show GMO is safe fact: zero studies have shown GMO to be dangerous fact: GMO means LESS chemicals in the soil, less herbicide use fact: GMO means LESS land has to be used to grow food fact: there is not enough land to feed the world organically. fact: there is NO scientific consensus that organic is more healthy. (there are only a few studies showing very marginal benefit) fact: you could only feed 4 billion people globally WITHOUT GMOs fact: those other 2 billion starving people think the rich fucks in the first world crying over their pseudo science and religious belief in “organic” should either shut the fuck up or try living on 300 calories a day fact: thinks like corn and potatoes (which only “naturally” grow in the americas to begin with) have been genetically modified by humans for the last 2000 years fact: high fructose corn syrup is technically GMO, but this douche bag hypocrite narrator probably drinks liters of it a week fact: buying only at your farmers’ market means lots of farmers in the developing and underdeveloped world lose their only source of income fact: glyphosphate is not carcinogenic  fact: the r&d for gmo is very expensive and not cheap. and yet, gmo is the only way to feed the bottom billion fact: vaccines dont cause autism either, 9/11 wasn’t an inside job, and global warming is real (people who fear GMOs tend to believe a whole bunch of other crazy conspiracies) fact: vandana shiva is an idiot and so are you if you dispute any of these facts. deal with it. learn some science. learn some economics. fact: i rule. and dont give a shit what you think you learned watching “the world according to monsanto”

And organic food tastes so much better than inorganic foods.

And finally, for all of the contrived panic over GMO, ‘inorganic’ pesticides, and biomimicing plastics, the vast majority of new cancer vectors being discovered are viral — in other words, not just organic, but living organisms. But meanwhile, the wealthy have the leisure to find new potentially harmful “unnatural” chemicals to worry about, despite the fact that they’ve never caused a single documentable adverse health affect, cause a stink about it, and force the manufacturer to modify their entire production operation, and feel smug that they’ve saved their precious over-parented angels from some imagined threat, and ignore the fact that the attenuate costs have just made it that much harder for struggling families to feed their children.

DAMN HIPPIES.

As long as no one puts their dicks…..or semen in my food I’m okay with it. Really though, I love farmers’ markets. I always come across a weird vegetable or fruit that I never knew existed. Also fresh yummy pastries.

ok ok ok :)