"You Can Touch My Boobies"
Boobs and lulz from comedian, Rachel Bloom. What more could you want? This one goes out to all the 12-year-old boys, everywhere.
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christinabyrons 11 months agoAdorable. And my fantasies as a 12 year old girl were mostly about smooching and not much else.
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Cinnamon Broom 11 months agoIf it were a girl’s dream, it would be her big sister’s dreamy boyfriend dissing the big sister to play tag with her all day instead.
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joeb11 11 months agoWhat I like here is that Rachel Bloom takes the basic joke and gives us different layers of humor and satire on top of it. The whole thing is presented as the fantasy of a boy who is obsessed with sex but understands very little about it. But then to throw Judaism into the mix makes it that much more interesting. Notice how, in the chorus, the melody actually sounds like traditional Jewish folk music — only sped up and made to sound like a pop song. The appearance of a scolding, disapproving Golda Meir is priceless.
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benjaminc5 11 months agoMy daydreams in Hebrew School never had such high production values.
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Bob Builder, The 11 months agoThis is a boy’s fantasy, that’s why the extent of his desire is to touch her boobies. (Because at that age, that’s what we thought sex was)
If this were a little girl’s fantasy, her dream would be to…well I don’t know, but probably not to be touching a guy’s junk so her fantasy would not be about that.
You can’t just swap gender roles because boys and girls are different and they fantasize about different things. -
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