The Stealth BJ: A Geek Girlfriend's Handy How-to On How to Get Your Man's Attention (SFW)

Hey ladies... don't just sulk and pout when your guy is paying more attention to the Xbox than he is to you. There is one surefire way to trump the video game... the Stealth Blowjob. "The Stealth Blow Job (SBJ) is a technique sure to not only get his attention (maybe after finishing a level or upping his stats so try to be understanding), but it will endear you for years to come. Even one such kind act can result in all sorts of amazing outcomes, for you, the ladies."