The Best Restaurant Review Of All Time...for An Olive Garden

This lady reviews her town's Olive Garden and she's for real. As in, treating it as though the Olive Garden is a place worth reviewing!

http://www.grandforksherald.com/event/article/id/231419/

This lady reviews her town's newest fine dining establishment: The Olive Garden. Some of the aspects of the Olive Garden that impress her are its aesthetic ("The place is impressive. It's fashioned in Tuscan farmhouse style with a welcoming entryway. There is seating for those who are waiting."), its beverage options ("Instead of the raspberry lemonade she suggested, I drank water."), and, of course, the food, I mean, olives ("She first brought me the familiar Olive Garden salad bowl with crisp greens, peppers, onion rings and yes- several black olives. Along with it came a plate with two long, warm breadsticks.")