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    8 Times John Heineman Rocked Our Socks With Fashion

    Mr. Heineman has worked at Lincoln High School since 1986. Over the past 30ish years, his look has changed quite a bit. We at Joynite have developed a very scientific Buzzfeed taxonomy to help classify the different faces of John Heineman.

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    8. The Glasses and Goatee (Today)

    The Classic Heineman.

    7. The Cop 'Stache (2002)

    You have the right to remain...studious.

    6. The Greaser (2000)

    Stay gold, Ponyboy!

    5. Hawaii-neman. (1998)

    Aloha, wahine!

    4. Afroman (1997)

    Semi-pro.

    3. The Clean Shave (1986)

    Rookie of the Year!

    2. The Mullet (1990)

    Business in the front, party in the back.

    1. The MEGA MULLET (1991)

    Party in the front, party in the back, party on the sides and the top of the head too.

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