The Purity Bear Is Back To Stop You From Having Sex
This time, it has 73% more sass. I still can’t believe this is a real thing.
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- AmericanColleen thinks The Purity Bear Is Back To Stop You F... is WTF & Fail
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Justsomeguy a year agoWell, this is unfortunate. However well-intentioned or not, the argument for “chastity” isn’t very well made in these clips. So it seems like, whatever the makers were trying to accomplish, for many viewers these videos function as “straw men” for equally poor arguments in favor of pre-marital sex (see comments above). And I hate poorly-made arguments. So, FWIW, I hope to make a better point. Could sex be a meaningless act? Something that could be shared with lots of people? To little or no end whatsoever? Maybe. People say it is like that for them. But i did not want to be meaningless. I didn’t want to be a person whose “love” (in every sense of the word) was meaningless. Like when the girl in the video says she loves him, too, with as much conviction as you’d give to a better-than-usual cup of yogurt. I didn’t think that, someday, giving myself wholly to the one and only person who I truly did loved… Well, I didn’t want *that* to be meaningless. Or diluted. And only give part of myself, for now, to her, because of course you know, there were all these others from before, who I used to love, but not anymore, so take your place in line, honey. To be frank, I was worth more than that. Or wanted to be, in any case. To be clear, I am still chagrined to admit that I was, um, a really pretty boy, which I just found unfortunate and inconvenient at the time. But regardless, I did try to be truly kind and considerate and thoughtful with my friends, and I think that did amount to something worthwhile. Also, before I was married, i noticed that people who had many partners weren’t very happy. In general, they seemed quite the opposite (like my idiot older brothers). And I didn’t want to be unhappy either. They claimed it didnt matter, but time goes by, and they had to live with what they’d done or not done. Lots of regrets. And they seemed fairly miserable. So, in the end, I thought, “I’ve got the straight edge, etc.,” and I basically waited. I’ve never had to give AIDS or whatever a moment’s worry, and my wife doesn’t have to read Cosmo and wonder if she’s my best ever or whatever. Like me, she’s the one who got away from countless others. But none of that actually matters. We’re together. We’re committed to one another. We’re really happy. We’re one. And chastity or whatever isn’t the only reason for that, but it sure helps. It’s a been a big deal to my own happiness, so maybe it’s worth a few seconds of thought to someone out there. And, if not, flame away, if you like. My wife is calling me.
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CherryCancer a year agoWhy is it always the girls saying no? Its like we never just want to get laid sometimes. I never got the point in waiting. If you feel emotionally and mentally ready and wanting to bone, what’s wrong with that? Nothing, that’s what.
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sage a year ago
Before these Purity Bear videos, I had a very favorable view of teddy bears. But now it is obvious that they are nothing but stealth cock-blockers.
Any teddy bear that is a true friend would have said, “girls, this man bought you dinner and drove you home in his fancy automobile. Do you know the price of gas? If I were you, I would have given him a blow job to show my appreciation.” *** For some reason my teddy bear is a cheap prostitute from the 1930’s that still use the word, automobile. -
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therblig a year agoIf you love pizza, you keep ordering from the same place forever. (and you save the coupons for a freebie)
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Krissy Diggs a year agoVirgins who wait till marriage have a higher success rate?? How do they even know that? I’m glad I didn’t wait till marriage… I’d yet to have sex if I had… and BOY would I be missing out! Or I’d have gotten married to someone prematurely because we really wanted to get it on “the right way” then later discovered that we have no chemistry and actually next to nothing in common and actually really hate one another… but be forced to stay together for a while because we had unprotected virgin sex and had an unexpected kid we didn’t really plan for… Also why does it have to be a sassy black bear talking over Motown music?
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- Leah J. thinks The Purity Bear Is Back To Stop You F... is WTF & Ew
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LeSamourai a year agoWhy does the bear sound like a sassy black woman? That seems racist…the “magical negro” stereotype….but with a bear. Also - men who have sex outside marriage 3X as likely to suffer from depression??!! That statistic sounds “bass-akwards” as my Dad used to say. In short, this spot raises a ton of questions.
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rachel707 a year agoI think we need to ask real questions about this though. Why are bears so obsessed with sex? Pedobear and purity bear. I am sure there is some freaky S&M grizzly out there waiting to become a youtube hit. Godless killing machines obsessed with sex. Colbert was right.
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