2. You dread Oct. 31st because you know it means Christmas decorations start tomorrow.
12 Days of Christmas. Try 55.
3. You think "Can I skip it this year? Go on a cruise?"
13. This is not pretty. It is a deathtrap.
You will be either
1. Stuck inside with your cousins.
Or
2. Stuck in your car. Not Merry.
14. You understood when one of Santa's reindeer went rogue.
Run, run Rudolph (so you don't go to jail)
But then it's over! And you can celebrate for a whole year.
Congrats! You made it, Grinch!