This chick keeps placenta in a necklace and claims to have had sex with a ghost… and she’s alive. What would undead Kesha do?
2. Miley Cyrus
You think her tongue hangs out of her mouth a lot now…
3. Ozzy Ozbourne
He’s bitten the head off of a bat. Luckily, the little fellow was unconscious. Hopefully you’ll have already been knocked out when he comes after you.
(Sorry, he didn’t need to be zombi-fied)
4. Lady Gaga
Think how gross that meat dress would smell after 1,000 years.
5. Charlie Sheen
“I’m an F-18 bro. And I’ll destroy you in the air.” Zombie-Sheen with a fighter jet is not something I want to witness.
6. Chuck Norris
Trying to fight the Walking Dead is difficult. Trying to take down the Kung-Fu Fighting dead? Consider yourself chopped.
7. Angelina Jolie
Much like Ke$ha, Angelina also carries around vials of bodily fluids. She’d be a hott zombie, but an intimidating one.
8. Steve Buschemi
Buschemi was born half zombie.
And in answer to your question, you don’t think Santa could be a zombie, too?
9. Gary Busey
Those big, fake horse teeth will sink right into your flesh.
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