There isn't an Olive Garden in Alaska, unfortunately. Your comment is way out of line, NelsonC.

Forrest Whitaker! Perfect replacement for Keenan Thompson amiright?

Why'd they blur out only one dude's nips?

As an Alaskan, there's no chance of passing anything pro-gay here anytime this year. You can put your money on that statement. Not saying I agree or disagree, that's just how it'll (not) go down.

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Wait, none of Lance Armstrong? Lame.

Athiests selling Spaghetti Monster figures is like Muslims selling Yammicas. Oh, wait, that'd be an awesome business plan… or sitcom.

If this name only applies to the 'well-capitalized' aspect of the business, they can probably scrap their skyscraper and operate out of a double-wide.