1. When Christmas was ruined for everyone.
2. When Family Feud became a spelling bee gone wrong.
3. When a contestant was technically correct... but absolutely wrong.
4. When a contestant obviously revealed that he once saw his grandma naked.
5. When a man channeled Professor Trelawney and predicted someone's death.
Steve Harvey: It's the first day of the new year. Name a reason you're not getting out of bed.
Contestant: 'Cause you're dead.
6. When Steve Harvey/vampire fan fiction was written right before our very eyes.
7. When a contestant revealed that he was actually a child in a man's body.
Steve Harvey: Name a fruit that comes in more than one color.
Contestant: Jell-o.
8. When a woman maybe-most-definitely alluded to that Richard Gere gerbil story.
Steve Harvey: Name something a doctor might pull out of a person.
Contestant: A gerbil... I heard about something like that once.
9. When a contestant taught everyone about a career they had probably never considered before.
10. When this person made his grandmother super proud.
11. When a contestant couldn't stop the answer that was about to come out of his mouth.
12. When murder was kind of maybe brought up.
13. When a contestant was so, so close but so, so far away.
Steve Harvey: Give me a boy's name that starts with the letter H.
Contestant: José.
14. When an answer went from zero to 100 real, real fast.
15. When a contestant was right even if the board said she was wrong.
Steve Harvey: Name something you pull out.
Contestant: Your penis?
16. When both Steve Harvey and this man knew what had been done.
Steve Harvey: Name a job that's dirty, but someone has to do it.
Contestant: Gynecologist.
17. When... wait... what? No thanks. Bye.
