1.
When he was so close to coming out on top:
2.
When he tried to avoid getting in the middle of a messy relationship:
3.
When he had the chance to be right but was wrong again:
4.
When he had a little something to say about the big, bad world:
5.
When leopards obviously made more sense than lepers:
6.
When he was so mad that it was impossible to say the right word:
7.
And when, while he's still dressed as Christ, he tries to make his sentence PG, but accidentally fails:
8.
When he tried to do like the cool kids do:
9.
When "casino night" almost became more sexual than originally intended:
10.
When he played around with root words to form his own:
11.
When he was basically a wine connoisseur:
12.
When he wasn't about to take the fall for anyone:
13.
When he was momentarily confused by hair clips and bread:
14.
When he tried to sound super professional and important:
15.
When he was stabbed in the back and started handing out proverbs:
17.
When he explained women:
18.
When he couldn't handle all of the thoughts in his head:
19.
When he was too excited to see Jim again:
20.
When he was so proud of himself for proving Charles wrong:
21.
When he just *knew* the phrase had a type of food in it, but he chose the wrong one:
22.
When he was very worried about Kelly:
23.
When he was there for Pam during her contractions:
24.
When he was searching for the word "unisex":
25.
When he added his own special Michael logic to a common phrase:
26.
When he was so freakin' close, he could almost taste it:
27.
And when he got overwhelmed by all of the letters in a word:
