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Business Buzz In an effort to stem declining sales of pizza to the over the 35 crowd, Pizza Hut has begun a rebranding effort. Good bye Pizza Hut, hello to the the supposedly hipper The Hut. In addition to the name change and new menu, The Hut has launched HutTV, which will broadcast corporate propaganda and game show segments to make you feel better about wait times.
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The Hut
The Hut
You gonna get a big ol' Butt Aw yeah
The Hut
The Hut
You a bonified pizza Slut
like people are going to stop calling it pizza hut. they need to stop wasting money on useless propaganda and just make better pizza without all the gimmicks. maybe if the employees took their job a tad more seriously i would consider eating their pizza, but im afraid it will either be burned, incorrect, or containing some foreign ingredient such as hair, spit, or floor dirt.
That's the same thing they do when they remake old movies - “The Taking of Pelham 123” becomes “Pelham 123”, “The Poseidon Adventure” becomes “Poseidon”…
Pizza Hut's product beats Domino's and Papa John's by light years. But it's still pizza—a dough sponge soaked in oil and salt. Which means I eat it once a year just to remind myself why i don't eat it more often than once a year.
Brings this to mind…
The Shark? Yeah, The Hut jumped it.
They'll sell Jabba Juice
Well, I guess Dominoes has finally prevailed as the the best of the worst pizza places, seeing as their main competition just totally threw in the towel. In other news, this ruins my favorite song.
They've already re-named it 'Pasta Hut' in England. Bloody rubbish! The pasta tastes like feet.
i'd expect these unnecessary healthy shenanigans from flavorless / soulless dominio's, not from the gooey gods. the hefty lament. :(
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Yeah, because huts are so cool.
That's disappointing.
Hey “Hut”… how about instead of re-branding, you just stop making crappy pizza and stupid gimmicky items like bacon mac and cheese and chocolate dippers…
Just make better pizza, dummies. We'll buy it! Keep your nasty pasta calderas.
i would prefer they get rid of the “hut”.
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