It's actually from an Onion article, (un)fortunately.

And insecure jerks like yourself throw around the term “fatty” to try and make themselves feel better. Try again.

Why the fuck would you think that's funny?

Psstt…. the plural of hippopotamus is not hippopotami….

For some reason this made me mad. Like… WHY ARE THE LINES SO STRAIGHT.

Actually, it is crazy. In fact, it's fear-mongering! Abortion does not cause 13,000 cases of breast cancer a year, that's it.  That was actually the ad I hated the most because it prays so much on women's fears.

Holy shit, number 25 looks like a Keith Karing. I see where you got your aesthetic, Mr. Artsy…

GRRAAAAHHHH I CAN'T HANDLE THE CUTENESS

Relax, Cher.

I'm a life-long atheist, and I like to think it's even more amazing that the forces in our universe created over billions of years the stars and planets and eventually life and us, than that this was put into place by a divine being. I think that takes away from some of the “magic” of it. But that's just my opinion. You can be an empiricist and an atheist and still be in awe of the awesomeness of the universe.