The hair wants what it wants.
There’s more than just potatoes…
They won’t even see it coming…
No one messes with your babies.
Sushi is a lot more mysterious than you realize.
Just another reason for you to invest in a llama.
I don’t think that means what you think it means.
Lend me your eyes, and I will tell you the tastiest story ever told.
You don’t want everything you cherish to be destroyed.
Where should your taste buds actually live?
Will you be able to look your cat in the eye after this?
Grab your keys and a friend.
Toss that deodorant and never look back.
A very accurate guide to predicting your death.