1. Do not listen to Bon Iver
Especially “For Emma” on repeat…
2. Do NOT watch The Notebook
Or any romantic movie, ever.
3. Do not take donut baths
Although this does look delicious.
4. Do not go back to places the two of you used to hang out
Especially not the swing set.
5. Do not try to “dance it off” at a club
You will meet this guy and he WILL be wearing Ed Hardy.
6. Do not try to drink away your pain
This. Never. Works.
7. Do not read this book
8. Do not become a hermit dog-breeder
Or if you do, get this sign for your front door so that people know to never visit you.
9. Do not eat your emotions
10. Don’t stop believin’
Or listening to Journey…