Goodbye 2014, Goodbye Words I Hate And You Should Too

These words make you seem dim, stop using them if you plan on being employed this year.

1. Hashtag

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Are you hashtagging texts, emails or criminally, saying it out loud? No need to follow up your thought with the same thought with a pound sign in front of it. We got it the first time. And if you make a pound sign with your hands while repeating yourself, please stop voting.

2. Basic

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These are your friends.

3. THOT

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You know when someone is all wound up and they start stumbling over their words, adding syllables and seemingly have a new lisp. That's what you sound like when you say thot.

4. Cray-Cray

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My dad says this.

5. The Struggle is Real

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Co-opted by teens with disposable income and You Tube make up channels, this half ass hyperbole makes this world a terrible terrible place.

6. Bae

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The most obvious choice for done and doner words of 2014. When a term reaches your middle aged manager who uses it refer to his wife who he's taking to the Cheesecake Factory this weekend, time to retire.

7. Thirsty

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There are just so many better words to describe what is going on in someone's under carriage.

8. First World Problems

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Used in a showing of faux humility, assholes say this to point out their privilege and extreme comforts.

9. TBT

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Please see Hashtag, above. Everyone was cute as a child. That is the only reason children survive those formative years. The worst thing you can do to another human is make them look at photos of your youth, travel or engagement shoot.

10. Honorable Mention: YOLO

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Look at those assholes.

As a 2012/2013 hold over, if you are still saying this, do not bother showing up for jury duty, we don't need you.