40 Reasons Why You Can't Even

A list of what makes us lazy human beings angry. For the first world problem in all of us.

1.

Because the barista at Starbucks didn't spell your name right on your Mocha Chip Frappuccino.

2.

Because you ran out of dip for your chips.

3.

Because you didn't get eleven likes on your instagram picture.

4.

Because you took a nap at seven and now you can't fall asleep.

5.

Because you can't eat Domino's for every meal.

6.

Because Miley Cyrus won't follow you back on Twitter.

7.

Because Girl Scout cookies aren't sold all year round.

8.

Because you're sorry not sorry.

9.

Because you took a really good selfie and you want to upload it to Instagram but you already uploaded a selfie yesterday.

10.

Because you don't know whether to choose X-xpro or Valencia as your filter.

11.

Because you spilt your verve energy drink in the car and now you can't walk around your college campus with it.

12.

Because your lip gloss isn't popping.

13.

Because you can't get a degree in sleeping.

14.

Or eating.

15.

Because it takes you twelve minutes to get to class but you only have ten.

16.

Because your roommate used all of the hot water in the shower this morning and now you have to use lukewarm water.

17.

Because the Wi-Fi isn't free.

18.

Because Justin Beiber still has fans.

19.

Because you said a joke in class but nobody laughed.

20.

Because the person next to you is using Internet explorer and you don't know how to react.

21.

Because you want to drink orange juice but you just brushed your teeth.

22.

Because the remote control for the TV is on the other side of the room.

23.

Because your teacher let you out of class twenty minutes early but you told your friend you would walk with them when it ended and now you have to wait.

24.

Because you don't have Spotify premium so you have to listen to commercials between songs.

25.

Because you don't know what a 'bruh' is.

26.

Because it's 75 degrees outside but you're in class.

27.

Because you accidentally favorited someone's tweet while scrolling through your feed.

28.

Because you have trash to throw out but the trashcan is full and you don't want to empty it.

29.

Because the burger you ordered is too tall and you can't fit the whole thing in your mouth.

30.

Because you have an 8am on a Monday.

31.

Because the restaurant you're at only has Pepsi.

32.

Because you waved at someone you thought was your friend but it was actually a complete stranger and now they're giving you a dirty look.

33.

Because you lost your chap stick.

34.

Because your pencil isn't sharpened and there isn't a pencil sharpener in the room.

35.

Because the sun is shinning on your face in class but your don't want to put on your sunglasses on inside.

36.

Because the YouTube advertisements aren't relevant to you.

37.

Because you can't lose weight while watching Netflix in bed.

38.

Because your MacBook Pro isn't charged so you have to do your homework on your iPad.

39.

Because you literally said that ten minutes ago.

40.

Because you just can't.