10 Things You Should Not Ask Figure Skaters

Are you going to the Olympics?

1. Do you know the Olympic skaters?

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Yes, we all meet for coffee every Tuesday.

2. Is skating expensive?

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Not unless you want private lessons, boots, blades, dresses, and don't forget the rhinestones.

3. Does it hurt when you fall?

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Does solid ice hurt?…Just ask my bruises.

4. Can you do a triple axel?

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Can you?

5. Do you ever get dizzy?

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Try all the time.

6. Why are the scores so complicated?

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Great question.

7. Is it hard to balance on two blades?

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Is it hard to balance on two feet?

8. Have you watched Ice Princess?

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Yes. And that could NEVER happen.

9. Why are figure skaters obsessed with rhinestones?

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Why are you not obsessed with rhinestones?

10. Are you going to the Olympics?

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Yes, I'll be watching from the stands. Or my couch...