1. This is grime artist JME.
No filter
Or Jamie Adenuga, as his mum might call him.
2. He's one of the most influential people in the genre.
Mood:
He's co-founder of the crew and label Boy Better Know, which has brought through a whole host of songs like Too Many Man.
3. He also happens to be a GOD LEVEL Twitter user.
Does the queen wish she was born into a "normal" family so she can just go raving and link man on tinder and get HD brows?
You have never met a Twitter user as good as this man.
4. JME revolutionised the way we point at stuff.
This woman pushed in front of me like I'm invisible fam. 100% bare face raggo chiefment. I'm not even guna hype
Open palm, gesturing "why?"
Turned it into a real artform.
You've been framed
5. He's also helped many people quit smoking.
Apparently, In the year 2000, 20% of teens smoked. Today it's 8%. I want to take credit for that. Went to 50 schools and told the youts.
6. He teaches you to be body proud.
Why? Im human. It's there to catch dust cuz. Mans African. Big nose RT @BekkieBailey: @JmeBBK should've trimmed your nose hair bruv
7. JME is one of Twitter's greatest thinkers, frequently delivering astute observations.
Bruv, these eCigarettes I see guys smoking nowadays are so tonx. Looks like mans playing a clarinet on the roads.
Tonx means big, or buff. Similar to hench.
8. He also raises serious questions about the language.
There's a letter called double u. Ffs. There should be a double every letter then. Double A. That's a battery. Double B. That's a shit phone
9. And his commentary on technology cannot be topped.
The confidence in which us humans approach automatic doors is astonishing.
JME graduated Greenwich University with a First Class in Honours in 3D Digital Design. He knows what he's talking about.
10. He's not above a bit of nostalgia chat.
My tamagotchi must be starving right now. Wherever it is.
11. And is really concerned about your bathroom behaviour.
Is there absolutely anybody out there that risks wiping their bum with the tissue without folding it at least once? …Anybody?
If you're out there. You my friend, are the bravest person on earth.
12. Really concerned.
WHO WIPES THEIR BATTY WHILE STANDING UP?!
I actually can't believe it. Wiping their batty stood up with tense cheeks. Smudging the poopoo. Smothering it. Skid mark city.
These man can shit stood up too. They're super heroes
Fam. I'm so done. Today I found out that couple man stand up and twerk to wipe their batty
13. He's just full of sage advice.
Capri-Sun empty? Blow it up, drink the air and hope for the best innit.
14. He's concerned for the children.
If you get a "U" in your exams, just tell your parents that it stands for "Unbelievable Tekkers"
15. Humble too.
Just wrote a deep tweet, but deleted it coz man ain't Gandhi out here cuz
Or at least, humble enough for a millionaire who got a song on the verge of the Top 40 with zero radio play.
16. And gives you tips on how you can stay humble too.
BIG SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE PEOPLE STUCK IN TRAFFIC THIS MORNING, YOU ARENT STUCK IN TRAFFIC, YOU ARE TRAFFIC. DON'T DISCRIMINATE.
17. And pointed our gender inequality in news reporting.
How female celebrities are treated in the media
Here he is tasking a number of headlines to task for being astonished at women doing menial tasks.
18. He reminds you not to take everything for granted.
When my phone goes from 100% battery to 99% battery, I'm not guna lie, I get a little bit upset.
19. No one does art criticism quite like him.
Mona Lisa was butters I don't know why everyone hypes about her shit sepia looking painting fam
20. Not many people take the stage dressed as Iron Man.
Remember this
21. Consumer advice is sort of his thing.
I copped one of these bobble tings yesterday, rating it still.
22. He's full of money saving tips.
I've been noticing recently, They don't stamp over these anymore, they think nobody will reuse them. Well… I will fam
23. By following JME, you can learn so much.
You want to own a Lamborghini one day, but you watch TV. There are no Lamborghini adverts on TV.
24. This was a particularly poignant time.
25. Check out this money saving deal.
WHO WANTS TO BE IN THE ILLUMINATI? I GOT 6 SPARE TICKETS, IF WE WAIT TILL NEXT WEEK, WE CAN GET 12 OF US IN ON ORANGE WEDNESDAY FAM
26. Be careful though, JME suffers ZERO fools.
Everyone that told me to shut up
JME follows NO ONE on Twitter.
JME will block you if you cross the line.
Do not mess with JME.
27. He also blessed us with this glorious Vine on how to deal with trolls.
28. But that doesn't mean he's above thanking his fans.
Mans trending in Bristol and Nottingham. Im guna drive there and thank the Mandem.
29. He's a man with a true social conscience.
Now we gotta find the homeless mandem and share the love like a human should oowwah ooowah, dirtyyy tyyyy
30. Thanks for being one of the good guys JME.
ONE DOWN!
31. And thanks for these words of encouragement.
Sometimes, you have to remember that you are a badman.