21 "Sexy" Halloween Costumes That Should Never Have Been Made

You’re a sexy what?!

To quote Mean Girls:

“In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it.”

Some things are just NOT meant to be sexy…

1. Sexy Burt & Ernie

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$49.95 each

2. Sexy Bacon

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$59.99

3. Sexy Banana

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$15.44

4. Sexy Angry Bird

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$119.99

5. Sexy Scrabble

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$27.45

6. Sexy Oscar the Grouch

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$26.98

7. Sexy SpongeBob SquarePants

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$39.99

8. Sexy Rooster

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$80.82

9. Sexy Hostess Cupcake

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$42.65

10. Sexy George Washington

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$138.95

11. Sexy Mrs. Potato Head

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$40

12. Sexy Hamburger

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$39.95

13. Sexy Corn on the Cob

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$59.95

14. Sexy Environmentalist

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$12.99

15. Sexy Teletubby

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$26.99

16. Sexy Clown

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$29.99

17. Sexy Shower (?)

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$60

18. Sexy Pig

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$116.99

19. Sexy Cindy Brady

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$11.24

20. Sexy Big Bird(s)

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$55.95

21. Sexy Chinese Food

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$40.76

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