21 "Sexy" Halloween Costumes That Should Never Have Been Made

You’re a sexy what?!

To quote Mean Girls:

“In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it.”

Some things are just NOT meant to be sexy…

1. Sexy Burt & Ernie

$49.95 each

2. Sexy Bacon

$59.99

6. Sexy Oscar the Grouch

$26.98

8. Sexy Rooster

$80.82

9. Sexy Hostess Cupcake

$42.65

10. Sexy George Washington

$138.95

11. Sexy Mrs. Potato Head

$40

12. Sexy Hamburger

$39.95

13. Sexy Corn on the Cob

$59.95

14. Sexy Environmentalist

$12.99

16. Sexy Clown

$29.99

17. Sexy Shower (?)

$60

18. Sexy Pig

$116.99

19. Sexy Cindy Brady

$11.24

20. Sexy Big Bird(s)

$55.95

21. Sexy Chinese Food

$40.76

Check out more articles on BuzzFeed.com!

This post was created by a member of BuzzFeed Community, where anyone can post awesome lists and creations. Learn more or post your buzz!

Facebook Conversations
          
    Now Buzzing