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“Jaws” Recut: Hooper Is A Maniac

Admittedly it's been awhile since I've watched the Steven Spielberg classic. Still, I don't quite remember Richard Dreyfuss's character quite so … insane. posted

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"Jaws" Recut: Hooper Is A Maniac
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1. Hooper's Boating Massacre

2. Nobody Listens To Quint

3. Hooper's Half-Assed Autopsy

4. Hooper Is Drunk And Useless

5. BONUS: Brody Destroys The Orca

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  • Are you fucking kidding me? I spent about 30 minutes getting the links and putting all of the recuts into one thing, WITH A FUCKING TOOTH ACHE… and you cut all of them apart from the least funniest one of the lot?! Fuck you! The 'Nobody Listens to Quint Tale' is the best of the lot, and you change my entire fucking thing, to highlight the least funniest… fuck! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

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    3 months ago
  • annisahi thinks "Jaws" Recut: Hooper's Boating Ma... is Win & LOL  about 3 months ago
  • jasonn3 thinks "Jaws" Recut: Hooper's Boating Ma... is LOL  about 3 months ago

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