The Definitive List Of Mainstream Bottled Water From Worst To Best

Someone grab me an Arrowhead...psych

Arrowhead

On a scale of 1 to the nectar of the God's....1...I just can't. They successfully created a strange aftertaste of plastic and dirt...Grumble grumble...

Deja Blue

Via wallmart.com

More like Deja EW...just kidding...All I'm saying is that it was great in the early 2000s, but bottled water has come a long way.

Tap Water

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Aquapod

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Extra points just for the design. When I first saw these, I was convinced that if you threw it on the ground it would bounce back up.

Nestle Pure Life

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Perfect for the starving college student. There is nothing better than seeing $2.50 for a pack of 18.

Voss

Via vosswater.com

A 24 pack of Voss water or four hearty meals...hmmm...such a tough decision. Points for the design though.

Aquafina

Via polyvore.com

meh

Volvic

Via walmart.com

The premiere water for any student abroad 25 euro cents for a bottle? Hell yeah.

Ozarka

Via lowes.com

The go-to water for soccer moms everywhere.

Perrier

Via perrier.com

For rich, worldly kids everywhere.

Ethos

Via USAToday.com

You're craving ice cold bottled water, but you only have one option at Starbucks. It's a little expensive, but it has a good cause.

Dasani

Via dasani.com

Not half bad...or maybe it's just because it's the only water bottle brand available on campus.

Fiji

Via naturepacific.com

AKA the rich man's water. You know you've made it in life when you ask, "Do you have Fiji," at a restaurant.

Evian

Via videotribe.in

It's cool, refreshing, and woos consumers with babies who roller-skate. The brand is easily better than Will Ferrel's girlfriend in "Superstar."

Smart Water

Via whenlifesendsyoulemons.blogspot.com

Come on guys...I don't know if it's the electrolytes or cute animation hiding on the other side of the label. it's so damn good. It's even good room temperature.

What's Your Favorite?

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