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1. He's really butthurt about the whole Selena thing
2. He doesn't understand "I object" is meant to be said with passion
3. Apparently he has really bad short term memory loss
4. Like really bad...
5. Hearing digitized footage being called film disgusts him
6. He's really into the traditional father/son relationship
7. He's obviously preparing for his role as Leonard in the remake of Memento
8. He has a thing for Katie Couric
9. He loves phrases that are dripping in sarcasm
10. He got one thing right
11. He's just a soft spoken guy who knows how to throw shade
12. Tap water isn't his thing
13. He can't help it if he's just really really ridiculously good looking
14. He's actually 5 years old
15. He's not really a fan of Usher
16. He's really tired, okay?
17. He's still a total Tool
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