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This is the Banana Bunker.
1. It's a sound investment.
2. It's one size fits all.
3. Protection is no joke!
4. It keeps fruit fresh and unbruised.
5. It even expands for larger sizes.
6. But does Mr. Gray approve?
7. Just put one by the bedside table to give your spouse a hint.
8. It doesn't discriminate.
9. It doesn't shrink (and there's even a recipe for banana ice cream).
10. You can modify it for late night use.
11. It's so great you'll want to marry it.
12. It can't do everything, but it can defintely protect from bruises.
13. There's nothing larger out yet.
14. Maybe there could be non-banana related uses.
15. It's ribbed.
16. It makes you realize what the best choices are in life.
17. Bananas must be kept safe.
18. Everyone always mixes it up with something else.
19. It's all about the banana.
20. They're sold out now, but don't worry...
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